how do i embarrassing 

oh hot dang look at gary\dayum

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• mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
• me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
• mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
• me: 
• mom: 
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
• me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
• mom: 
• me: 
• mom: this isn't normal

sephirona:

Yeah okay idk don’t hurt me alfjsfgkdgj

Based off of the comments in this post.

drarrywhore:

maddiefitzy:

Legitimately one of the coolest things I’ve come by. Match your harry potter house to your astrological sign! 

Gryffindor Aquarian~

Slytherin Cancer. what what

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IMPORTANT PLEASE READ!! 

edman93:

If studying-lgbtq-people inboxes you asking to take part in questions about LGBTQ people “to help her understand” DO NOT DO IT. It is Sophie M Herold, the girl from Germany who attacks LGBTQ people and outs them to others. She is transphobic, homophobic and one of the sickest people I know. And now she’s back with a cunning new plan to get you NAME, ADDRESS, BIRTH DATE, AND PHOTO.

This girl is dangerous, and for some reason is allowed to keep making new tumblr accounts. We’ve raised awareness before and it helped, so lets do it again before she puts another persons life in danger. She collects your information and gives it out to others, she has sent letters to peoples parents outing them, other people have gotten hurt because of her. Yes, hurt.

Even if we can’t stop her again, get this message out and stop others giving her information etc.

And Sophie, you should know by now not to fuck with me again, wrong move, buddy.

quantumeagle:

Abandoned Tumblr (idea sort of came from here)

"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."

turntechgaybutt:

dorothy-cotton:

katara:

a song for someone special to me

beautiful

Dear Ren this is 4 u

• friend: you should've come with us!
• me: an invitation might have helped

My blog is about as quality as a 240p video on youtube.

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chicksdigthephoenix:

thelastjohnnybender:

lanuminga:

shayeris:

WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR

GOD THAT’S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

be mine